Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Uuunghrhhrhgh

Why yes, that is the sound of pain.  Why you may ask is it a blog title?  Because lately it is the theme of my life. Am I in pain tonight?  Yes I am...I decided to eat an amazingly delicious dinner...mmmm sooo good... but I have failed to learn the lesson that my body is trying to tell me.

What is this lesson?

Food=Pain.

Lately, it doesn't matter what I eat.  Food=Pain.

I miss the days when I could eat food and say, hey, I am lovin this moment here.  I was born to be a curvacious girl and I have loved it.  I love food.  If I could, I would marry the person who invented cheesecake.  And ice cream.  And blackened chicken pasta...man, I'd have a lot of husbands.

But now, food and I are waging one epic war.  Not a war like my dear friend Celeste, who is battling an epic battle against lymphoma.  No, she wins hands down.  I have no right to complain about my health woes...she wins.

I'm just sayin...I'm in a food fight quite literally.  Ask anyone, my stomach makes the WEIRDEST noises.

And so tonight, as I sit in my room and try to study, I mumble uuuunghrrhhhrhhrhrhghghghghghg  and listen to my intestines reply "gurglebubblebubblegurglemoaaaaaannnn."

It's a weird place to be my friends. weird.

1 comment:

  1. Megan! How I wish I could fight the food with you! That sounds like no fun and I would have quite a battle too.

    Also, I have been thinking about you a lot lately and I would so love to see you soon. I am just bad at remembering to text you during times when I am not about to fall asleep or I'm not working... :) I love you!

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