Why yes, that is the sound of pain. Why you may ask is it a blog title? Because lately it is the theme of my life. Am I in pain tonight? Yes I am...I decided to eat an amazingly delicious dinner...mmmm sooo good... but I have failed to learn the lesson that my body is trying to tell me.
What is this lesson?
Food=Pain.
Lately, it doesn't matter what I eat. Food=Pain.
I miss the days when I could eat food and say, hey, I am lovin this moment here. I was born to be a curvacious girl and I have loved it. I love food. If I could, I would marry the person who invented cheesecake. And ice cream. And blackened chicken pasta...man, I'd have a lot of husbands.
But now, food and I are waging one epic war. Not a war like my dear friend Celeste, who is battling an epic battle against lymphoma. No, she wins hands down. I have no right to complain about my health woes...she wins.
I'm just sayin...I'm in a food fight quite literally. Ask anyone, my stomach makes the WEIRDEST noises.
And so tonight, as I sit in my room and try to study, I mumble uuuunghrrhhhrhhrhrhghghghghghg and listen to my intestines reply "gurglebubblebubblegurglemoaaaaaannnn."
It's a weird place to be my friends. weird.
Megan! How I wish I could fight the food with you! That sounds like no fun and I would have quite a battle too.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have been thinking about you a lot lately and I would so love to see you soon. I am just bad at remembering to text you during times when I am not about to fall asleep or I'm not working... :) I love you!